Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

by Disturbed Youth

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Entry 36-

squirrels have disporpotionately large brains but are rather idiotoc

Entry 37-

lightning is 4 times more likely to strike men then women

Entry 38-

MUMMIFICATION UPDATE : to get the brain out of the body, they would stick a white hot poker up the nose, scramble it around to pulp the brain, and then they would pull it out through the nostrils

Entry 39-

Shakespeare’s wife, Anne Hathoway (i know, i know), killed herself after he died

Entry 40-

If you are to survive in the Universe, you must always know where your towel is

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 2 months ago

    #37 – good thing i’m not a man
    #38 – gross!
    #40 – Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy rules!!! ;-)
    LoA

  2. Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

    distant memories' Buddy Icon distant memories

    Posted 2 months ago

    Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy! lol. I love that. but seriously mumification. ugh. i so didn’t need to know that

  3. Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

    Dragon_sun 515's Buddy Icon Dragon_sun 515

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nasty! You’d think the egyptians could’ve found a better way. And go Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!!!!! Oh, and I knew girls were better than guys. :)

  4. Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 2 months ago

    LOL HITCHHIKERS !!!
    (hugs towel)

  5. Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    #40
    Yay! LoL!

  6. Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 month ago

    Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy rules!!!

    I always carry three towels in my bookbag. Just in case.

    Now tell me what a cool frood I am. hehe.

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