Ficlets

“Oh Sasuke! You are sooo hansome!!!”
“Well thank you ladies but I have to stop trippin all ova you. I mean realy stop layin right in front of my feet. Actavate ninja powars!”
“No Sasuke! We love you! We worshipp you!!”
“Well to badd shit head lady brains! You all are jusst a hole bunch of goo goos waiting to be punished and terminized!!”
“Sasuke I have never known you as a retarded suck head ass hole!!!! No more ladies for you!!!!”
“Wait!!!!!!!!! Come back!!!!!!!!!!”