Why God Should Have Never Created Phsychiatrists or Cheap Candy

by OrangeOreos

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For the next hour, I listened to the horrible music pouring out of the mouths of Burrito and counselor Dr. Sing-Sing (A psychiatrist. Personally, she frightens me. She always smiles from ear-to-ear and patrols the hallways and hands out cheap dollar-store candy if she sees you out of class.)

I nodded whenever they stopped talking, parents came and talked, and so on. Finally, after the constant stream of words going in one ear and coming out the other ended, I left with a piece of disgusting candy from Dr. Sing-Sing which promptly left my hand to visit its good friend, Senor Trash Can.

By now, it was time for the Anatomy quiz I was planning on studying for in the library. I walked in, failed the quiz miserably, stared at the clock for half-an-hour while everyone else finished their quizzes, and shot out the door faster then a light particle the millisecond the bell rang.

I was walking towards my locker when I saw Michelle, who froze when she saw me and ran around the corner.

Of course, I ran after her.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Why God Should Have Never Created Phsychiatrists or Cheap Candy

    Adam Croft's Buddy Icon Adam Croft

    Posted 7 months ago

    This is the first ficlet of yours I’ve read, and it’s certainly different! I quite like the jumpy narrative – it’s endearing.

  2. Why God Should Have Never Created Phsychiatrists or Cheap Candy

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    ive wandered about this series.. Its very well written. I like your style.. and your refrences.. like faster than a light particle and the Senior trash can.. that was endearing. It added an element of humor to the story. It was a very nice touch. It keeps the reader engaged and amused. That way they want to read the other parts of the series.. Well done!

  3. Why God Should Have Never Created Phsychiatrists or Cheap Candy

    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    how do you do this?
    this…this…amazingness!
    how is it humanly possible?!

  4. Why God Should Have Never Created Phsychiatrists or Cheap Candy

    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    oh shoot.
    i forgot to tell you the title made me smile like dr. sing-sing!

  5. Why God Should Have Never Created Phsychiatrists or Cheap Candy

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 7 months ago

    haha, i agree with invisibility. Your ficlets keep getting better and better! Oh, and Dr. Sing Sing scares me :-O
    LoA

  6. Why God Should Have Never Created Phsychiatrists or Cheap Candy

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 7 months ago

    She’s based on one of All Saints old principals!

  7. Why God Should Have Never Created Phsychiatrists or Cheap Candy

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love this series. wheres george now?

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