A Handful of Statements In Parantheses and a Sprinkling of Strange Expressions

by OrangeOreos

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“Hey, Michelle! Wait up!”

Unfortunately, it appeared that Michelle had taken after the Invisible Man and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

“Craptastic nebulon!” One thing that everyone that knows me (which, granted, isn’t very many people) will tell you about me is that I have extremely strange and random expressions.

I sighed, and pivoted to drag my feet back to my locker when I saw george running my way.

“Holy perpetua!” (george takes after me in the expressions department.) “Bob, you won’t believe what I just saw!”

I just repeated the same forlorn sigh from a few moments ago, and started walking with george.

“What’s up?” I asked, expecting another of george’s extremely random (and often not completely true) tales.

george was breathless. A very strange state for him to be in. He never got excited about anything. A 500 -ton block could drop in front of him on top of a countless number of the other inmates at Freedom High and he wouldn’t flinch.

“Burrito’s on an ambulance trip to the hospital!”

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  1. A Handful of Statements In Parantheses and a Sprinkling of Strange Expressions

    distant memories' Buddy Icon distant memories

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    What happened to Burrito? Sequel.

  2. A Handful of Statements In Parantheses and a Sprinkling of Strange Expressions

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 4 months ago

    Yay! Another great ficlet. I love the strange and random expressions! Randomness is always good.
    But what happened? Why is Burrito in the hospital? Why does Michelle keep running away? So many questions!
    LoA

  3. A Handful of Statements In Parantheses and a Sprinkling of Strange Expressions

    Disturbed Youth's Buddy Icon Disturbed Youth

    Posted 4 months ago

    Amberuuuutttio?? oh well nothing could be more strange or random that “Well blast me off to jupiter!”

  4. A Handful of Statements In Parantheses and a Sprinkling of Strange Expressions

    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 4 months ago

    (gasp) did he fall down the stairs?

  5. A Handful of Statements In Parantheses and a Sprinkling of Strange Expressions

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 3 months ago

    Love the asides in (Parantheses), and theres no way I could attempt to sequel, your style is too unique.

  6. A Handful of Statements In Parantheses and a Sprinkling of Strange Expressions

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 3 months ago

    Love the asides in (Parantheses)

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