Not Quite as Scary as a Flesh-Eating-Baboon

by paper flowers

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Well now that our friends have full bellies, they can finally relax. They tie down the animals and go to their tents for the night. Then the whispers start.
“Abella!”
“What, Aurora?”
“Do you hear something?”
“It’s not a MOTH is it!?” shrieks Quinn. “EEK! I felt something!”
“That’s just FooBoo.”
“Oh.”
Suddenly Sir Damien calls from outside the tent.
“Guys, get out here,” he says. “We have company!”
“Oh no, what if it’s a bear!?” Abella exclaims.
“Don’t be silly, Abella! Bears don’t live out here,” explains Quinn.
“Oh, thank goodness!”
“If anything it’s probably more likely to be a tiger or a flesh-eating-baboon.”
“Yeah, that made me feel so much better.”
Finally the girls gather up enough courage to go out and see their visitor. They appear to be relieved when they see that it is not a monster, but someone of their own own species. A girl.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Not Quite as Scary as a Flesh-Eating-Baboon

    Eckhouse's Buddy Icon Eckhouse

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HA! I just discovered this series. You have a flair for the absurd, and I mean that in the best Monty Python sort of way.

  2. Not Quite as Scary as a Flesh-Eating-Baboon

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 4 months ago

    Who’s the girl???

    And why is she wandering at night?

    And why are there flesh eating baboons in I Don’t Know?

    Sequel!

  3. Not Quite as Scary as a Flesh-Eating-Baboon

    Disturbed Youth's Buddy Icon Disturbed Youth

    Posted 4 months ago

    Did you have to bring up the moth?

  4. Not Quite as Scary as a Flesh-Eating-Baboon

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 4 months ago

    haha…sorry, i couldn’t help myself :-)

  5. Not Quite as Scary as a Flesh-Eating-Baboon

    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 4 months ago

    hahah, moth.

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