Letters to Amberly: Matt's Warning

by Nouvelle Bardot

FROM THE DESK OF Kingsley Kingston

Matt,

We’re still out of milk. I’m out right now, scouting out some bars for the band’s next gig. Since when is everything so commercialized? I haven’t seen a dive in ages. We really should move somewhere more…hip, crappy, shameful?

Its just an idea.

And please don’t use my typewriter for a musical instrument, you’re a musician, you should know better.

Anyways, let me know if a random girl shows up at the doorstep, and don’t try to show her your action figure collection in your room, we all know what you’re really up to, Matt, I’m on to you. We’re on to you. Me, and Jesus.

Eh, that threat only works if you’re high, so let’s hope you are, I know how much dieties frighten you.

Whatever.

- Kingsley

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Letters to Amberly: Matt's Warning

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    You wrote: Matt, I’m on to you. We’re on to you. Me, and Jesus. I actually laughed out loud reading that. I can’t wait to see what happens next.
    LoA

  2. Letters to Amberly: Matt's Warning

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I know someone with a collection of less than age-appropriate items…but I’m wondering exactly what he would use them for… hmmm…

    Great entry, do guys even read notes left by their roommates?

    Must be why they’re still out of milk.

    LoA

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