Professional Consultation: Polish vs. Ghoulish

by THX 0477

Dr. Bellini,

I am writing in regards to your request for a peer consultation in the most fascinating case of Mr. L.O. I regret to inform you, however, that there appears to have been a bit of a misunderstanding. You see, my surname is Zoombie, which is Polish and not ghoulish. I’m afraid I will have little particular insight into the case.

However from what you’ve told me it does seem like somewhat of a recapitulation of Erikson’s 5th stage: Identity vs. Role Confusion. The patient seems to be struggling with the basic conflict of individuation from the “wizard” who “raised” him, I believe was how you put it. This is quite similar to how a child must separate himself, emotionally and cognitively from his parents. Provided a zombie can remember events from its natural life, exploring events from the ages of 12 to 18 might be a fruitful area.

Thank for the chance to participate in this individual’s care. Best of luck in your practice and your after life.

Sincerely,
Dr. Harold Zoombie, D.O.

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  1. Professional Consultation: Polish vs. Ghoulish

    K Tempest Bradford's Buddy Icon K Tempest Bradford

    Posted 7 months ago

    I love this line: Provided a zombie can remember events from its natural life, exploring events from the ages of 12 to 18 might be a fruitful area.

    hahahaha

  2. Professional Consultation: Polish vs. Ghoulish

    BARomero's Buddy Icon BARomero

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    So it’s a side-equal to a side-equal, since mine is already an aside to Melia’s story, probably more than it is to PG2V . I may have to consult you more to keep my psych straight, since most of my knowledge comes from sources like Ordinary People and Frasier…

  3. Professional Consultation: Polish vs. Ghoulish

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny,and educated letter.
    LoA

  4. Professional Consultation: Polish vs. Ghoulish

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny,and educated letter.
    LoA

  5. Professional Consultation: Polish vs. Ghoulish

    leala1953's Buddy Icon leala1953

    Posted 7 months ago

    almost a satarical funnies…

  6. Professional Consultation: Polish vs. Ghoulish

    Melia's Buddy Icon Melia

    Posted 7 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    My first ficlet of the day and what a wonderful one to wake up to, starting the day with a good chuckle. I particularly enjoyed “Best of luck in your practice and your after life” as if it’s no big deal that this man gets a consultation request from a vampire. And the name misunderstanding – Polish not ghoulish – very funny!

  7. Professional Consultation: Polish vs. Ghoulish

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    What a funny informative side-equal!

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