The 11 O' Clock Awesome News

by SKermitgorf

This is The Awesome News at 11 o’clock ,” the booming voice of the announcer says.
Seen on screen, a man, white perfect anchor man hair, white teeth to match. Next to him sits a perky blonde with fifty shiny white straight teeth.

“Our Top story on this Day of Awesomeness,” said the male anchor, “Presidential candidates agree not to sling mud during their campaign.”

“That’s right Dale, ” continued the female anchor seated next to him, “they signed the pledge at an elementary school celebrating this Day of Awesomeness.”

“That’s so awesome, Dana,” Dale said.

“It sure is Dale,” she said. “Our very own Sports director Todd Toddingswell with sports. Todd,” she said cueing him to speak.

“Ryan Howard hit an awesome home run in Clearwater today winning the game for the Phillys.
It was an awesome game Dana and Dale,” said Todd.

“We’ll be right back with John Tornado Stuart with an awesome weather report, Dana said excitedly.

A commercial appears on screen advertising a red 2008 Toyota Awesome THX0477 .

Comments

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  1. The 11 O' Clock Awesome News

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Awesome!
    Especially the last part! :)

  2. The 11 O' Clock Awesome News

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Lol! This is great, talkes about how reality is just SO AWESOME ! lol

  3. The 11 O' Clock Awesome News

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Absolutely awesome! The day is so awesomely powerful that even politicians are under it’s influence.

  4. The 11 O' Clock Awesome News

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha, loved that part about the politicians. and the last tline =)
    LoA

  5. The 11 O' Clock Awesome News

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 5 months ago

    Funny spoof of the evening news. I love the descriptions of the anchors. And woohoo, I’m a car now! Hope it’s a sports car at least.
    LoA

  6. The 11 O' Clock Awesome News

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 5 months ago

    Awesome – as usual! : )

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