Failure to Be Awesome : The Trial Part 1

by Kermitgorf

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“Court is now in session. The honorable Grand Marshall of Awesomeness presiding,” the bailiff, Twerpette of Awesomeness called for order.

The prosecutor, The Awestruck Ambassador of Awesomness and others assembled rose, he spoke, “Your honor, we the state accuse the evil Wizard of Awesomeness, a fellow member of the League of Awesomeness, of failure to be awesome on this day of awesomeness.

“How do you plea?”, asked the judge.

“Not guilty your honor,” replied the evil Wizard LoA.

His lawyer beside him, the Diva of Awesomess whispered something to him. He shook his head no.

“Call your first witness”, the judge said.

Walking to the stand, The Director of the Bureau of Investigations ( of Particularly Awesome Phenomena), took the oath, and sat.

“You have proof that the General failed to be awesome?”, the prosecutor asked.

“Yes, this document.”

“Objection”, Diva said, ” I haven’t seen this document.”

Called to the bench the lawyers battled it out. The document was admitted into evidence. Exhibit A.

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  1. Failure to Be Awesome : The Trial Part 1

    Celestic23's Buddy Icon Celestic23

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    cute lil story.. good court room drama

  2. Failure to Be Awesome : The Trial Part 1

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HAHAHA ! that is halirious? Were all those names true? I know that THX ’s is. So Cool!

  3. Failure to Be Awesome : The Trial Part 1

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    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Impressive use of all the titles thus far. Somehow satisfying to see the league immortalized in ficletdom. Is that vain? Ah, who cares. It’s the International Day of Awesomeness, isn’t it?! Ha ha!
    LoA
    And those are all titles of members in the LoA…I checked the unofficial official roster, which has for the first time ever been useful for something.

  4. Failure to Be Awesome : The Trial Part 1

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    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love this!!! That’s so cool how you used real titles!!
    LoA!

  5. Failure to Be Awesome : The Trial Part 1

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    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    THX is this unofficial official roster posted somewhere for others to use??
    ~
    very cute Kermit, off to see how this ends up. =)

  6. Failure to Be Awesome : The Trial Part 1

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    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Awesome, I love it. And my title was the prosecutor. My title has never felt more proud, useful.

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