Awesomely-Wicked-Green-Princess-Destroyer-Donuts

by paper flowers

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“MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! They are complete!”
“What may I ask is complete, master?”
The paunchy old woman smiled a wicked smile and turned to her servant. In her hands was a plate of donuts, but not just any donuts…
“These are my Awesomely-Wicked-Green-Princess-Destroyer-Donuts!”
“They look a little funny.”
“Well, what do you expect? It’s all part of my ingenious plan to eradicate myself of the pertinacious disease which is Princess Medalbee!
“Excuse me?”
“I’m gonna kill her!”
“Oh.”
“Actually, you are,” the woman said, handing the donuts to her servant. “Take these to her palace. Oh wait, I have a convincing letter to go with it in the other room.”
The woman quickly disappeared into the next room, and came back quickly with a purple envelope in her hands. What she saw surprised her.
“What are you DOING !?”
The servant looked up frightened, with green crumbs stuck to his lips.
“You weren’t supposed to eat them!? Do you not listen?”
“I was hungry.”
“They’re poisonous!”
“Oops…my bad.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    oh crap! that stinks!
    good story!
    LoA

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    butterflygirl6106's Buddy Icon butterflygirl6106

    Posted 3 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Very sleeping beauti like. I like.

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    butterflygirl6106's Buddy Icon butterflygirl6106

    Posted 3 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Very sleeping beauti like. I like.

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Lol. I work with a group of people who have to constantly be reminded what to do, so this stood out to me. But the last two lines made me laugh out loud. Great ending, “Oops…my bad.”

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    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    this story made me smile!

    i would probably eat the doughnuts, too!

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    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted 3 months ago

    Hahahaha!

    ....It’s just too bad these are obviously bagels.
    LoA

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    Disturbed Youth's Buddy Icon Disturbed Youth

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    it reminds me of something you would do! :) lol!

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 3 months ago

    Very silly, right down to the ‘my bad’ at the ending. Love the absurdity of it all, especially the witch’s over-reaching vocabulary.
    LoA
    And thanks for being awesome!

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    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 3 months ago

    ...Yeah, those are bagels.
    Great ficlet anyhow!
    LoA

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    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 3 months ago

    oh well, it’s my ficlet and they can be donuts if i want them to be! ;-)

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    upintheclouds' Buddy Icon upintheclouds

    Posted 2 months ago

    hahaha…. my bad! great way to end it.

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