The Princess Knights the (evil) Wizard Kermitgorf of New Jersey

by SKermitgorf

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The Princess of Awesomeness, taking Sir THX ’s sword, tapped the kneeling (evil) Wizard Kermitgorf of New Jersey, on both shoulders and said, “I dub thee Sir Wizard.”
“Awesome,” said Sir THX .
“I’ve always wanted a Knighthood, M’lady,” said Sir Wizard Kermitgorf. “Sorry about the shooting and all, didn’t realize you were the Princess and the Legendary Sir ThX of Ohio, I mean you’re my idol, your legend is well legendary.”
“Awesome,” replied a humbled Sir THX of Ohio.
“We must take leave of thee Sir Wizard Kermitgorf, we’re passing this way to bring word to the King of Awesome Land, word of the feared Yugdabloof and his merry less band of trolls approach to Awesome Castle, we bid you farewell and make haste to yonder castle of my father, the King.”
The Princess sure is long winded the newly knighted Sir Wizard Kermitgorf thought. “Might I be of some assistance M’Lady? I possess powers of wizardry after all.”
“Yes, I believe we can make use of your services,” replied the Princess.
“Awesome,” said Sir THX .

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  1. The Princess Knights the (evil) Wizard Kermitgorf of New Jersey

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Sir Wizard, I’m glad they didn’t leave you hanging. I sense the beginning of an awesome quest.

  2. The Princess Knights the (evil) Wizard Kermitgorf of New Jersey

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 4 months ago

    yes, it does seem like an awesome quest.
    is awesome all Sir THX can say? No offense THX , it is not like the character is you..
    LoA

  3. The Princess Knights the (evil) Wizard Kermitgorf of New Jersey

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    Sigh, I’ll admit I was a little bummed my only line is, “Awesome,” but that’s okay. It’s not really me after all. Very silly continuation. Who knows about awesome, but it’s going to be one absurd quest.
    LoA

  4. The Princess Knights the (evil) Wizard Kermitgorf of New Jersey

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    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great continuation, Mr. (evil) Wizard of Awesomeness. Very funny indeed. Happy belated IDoA!
    LoA

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