Ficlets

“Life is not measured by how many breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breath away” -Hitch

“Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.” -Hitch

Hitch is an awesome movie!

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My 200th Ficlet challenge is up! It is the Realization Challenge! Please Enter! Please! =D
http://ficlets.com/stories/28226

Notice to all the people I comment to regulary! I am sorry I have been slowing on my comments, but summer is coming. I will try my hardest to get all the wonderful series and stories, but if I miss it sorry!

SOMEDAY!! YOUR BACK! =D YESSSS!!!

Eminem and Jeff Dunnnhammm are awesome! (Hehe! OTOC)

“when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, set them free!”
-Paper Flowers
I love that line!

I got two love bites woo!!

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I have joined LoA! =D
For my name.. Holder of the Blue Crayon of Destiny. I like it. It has blue, it brings in my artistic side, and it is very unique. Thanks for the help THX. The name grew on me!

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Currently: Ahh the sweet smell of spring rain. Enough said.

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I comment A LOT! I am sorry if I flood your recent comments with mine, but I can’t help it. My contacts have found out that I pretty much comment on everything they write. I average 10 to 20, depends on how much my contacts write. When I add you, I feel that I need to comment on the things that you have. If I miss something, sorry I have beening getting more and more contacts everyday. Also if you added me, note me, I will add you.

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Hey, go ahead and sequel my stuff.=D If you want to start a series note me. Don’t expect me to have an idea right away, it just sort of sponataniously comes to me.

Please construtive critsim! I am a growing writer! Just don’t completly slam my stories, ok?

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Jeff: Women age like fine wine.
Walter: She’s aging like milk.

Peanut: Sa nta a na. What the hell is that?

Peanut: dadada, gay man. hiiii. I am off to save the world and I look fabulous!

Peanut: Do a tap dance, we got salsa!
Jeff: That’s terrible.
Peanut: Not with the right kind of chips it’s not.

Jeff: Tell me about the first time you saw your wife.
Bubba J: Well, there she waaassssss….

Jose: I am Cuban. I am from Florida.

Sweet Daddy D: You da hoe.
Jeff: No
Sweet Daddy D: Well why do you do what you do?
Jeff: Because I enjoy it and I make money.
Sweet Daddy D: Then you da hoe.
Jeff: Well what if I just do it because I enjoy it.
Sweet Daddy D: Then you da dum hoe.

Jeff Dunnnhammm is amazing. So hilarious!
check him out on You Tube.

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Series I am in and Challenges I have set! You may see with freedom again and again, but can I say were a team!

My injury challenge. Another hit, thanks to you guys!

Thank you! to the people that so far have entered my Ficlets journey challenge! finally did a challenge that didn’t stink! yesssss!
http://ficlets.com/stories/22246

MY REAL FIRST SERIES!!! IT’S WITH Freedom!! It has ENDED! it was fun Freedom! To Heather and Blake!
http://ficlets.com/stories/19460

I am Home Series with Freedom! Is done! it was fun Freedom! =D
http://ficlets.com/stories/21483#review-41972

Linna and Dakota Series with myself
http://ficlets.com/stories/23011#review-45124

Where’s Stan? Series with myself
or if you want to sequel just go ahead. If you want to do the series with me, note me.
http://ficlets.com/stories/23094

Island Series with Freedom! =D
http://ficlets.com/stories/26021

Drew and Macy with Overlooked_Merchandise! WOOOOO!
http://ficlets.com/stories/26863

MLA with Howhardlifeis and You Know You Love Mee!!! This series just started out, and seems promising!
http://ficlets.com/stories/27902

LoA (Holder of the Blue Crayon of Destiny)