Fast Times at Ficlet High

by YodaOnCrack

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Mike: Hey, Rat – you gotta ace that gold chain. We’re headed to the SxSW Web awards, not the LL Cool J concert.

Mark Ratner: That’s cool. I can bring my boom box though, right? You know – I can’t live without my radio.

Mike: Are you kidding? Spicoli won the lottery again and hired Van Halen to play at the end of the awards. Kevin Lawver’s gonna die his hair blue, Jump up on stage and sing Hot for Teacher.

Mark Ratner: Get out – you think he’ll really do it?

Mike: Aw beat It, Rat. Sure – he’ll do it – Time After Time, man – and he may even get Physical with the ladies.

Spicoli: Dudes, what’s up? Is this U.S. History? You two seen Jack and Diane anywhere?

Mark Ratner: Yeah, they’ve been Right Here Waiting for you. They’re over there with Mickey & Roxanne.

[Spicoli walks away]

Spicoli: Those guys are fags. I guess that’s just The Way it is. O.K., dudes – the Tide is High. Man, there’s Always Something There to Remind Me about surfing. Keep the Faith, dudes.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Fast Times at Ficlet High

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    awesome Dude, just awesome use of song titles and tribute to ficlets at the same time.

  2. Fast Times at Ficlet High

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 6 months ago

    Very creative = P

  3. Fast Times at Ficlet High

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Dude, that was, like, totally rad! I mean, like, really! Soooo totally tubular!
    shakes head
    Man, I need to get out more. :D
    Nice job, YOC ! Especially given that FastTimes is one of my all-time favourite comedies.
    (Come on. Phoebe Cates and Jennifer Jason Leigh? How can you go wrong?!) O-:D

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That was awesome. I knew some of these songs. I saw the pic with Kevin in blue hair. Hey Kev, why did you die it anyway? it was pretty sweet! You know how I love blue! =D
    LoA

  5. Fast Times at Ficlet High

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Really went all out on this one, Yoda, 80’s songs up the wazoo, 80’s movie basis, and a nod to our fearless leader. Unbeatable!
    LoA

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