Turn About Is Fair Play

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

“Hey! Jock!”

Oh, no, he thought. They saw me.

“Uh… Yeah?” he said without turning around.

“Where ya going, football boy?” He looked up. His worst fear – the gaming club. “Going to play some football?”

“Oh, oh!” one of them shouted. “Mommy, mommy! Can I pway some feetsball wif my fwiends?” They all laughed.

He started to walk away, but the stopped him. “What’s wrong, muscle-man? To wimpy to roll some dice, huh? Hey! I’m talking to you, you paramecium!”

“Stop it!” They all turned. He looked up and saw Jenny, their dungeon master, walking up. “Leave him alone!” she shouted.

“Jenny! We were just having some fun with him. Just playing, right?”

“I saw your ‘playing’. 200,000 XP deduction for all of you!”

“WHAT?! That’s no fair!” They all started complaining.

“Enough!” Jenny yelled. “One more word, and you’re all out of the party, got me?” They grumbled, but turned and left.

“You okay?” she asked.

“Yeah, thanks.” He smiled, shyly.

“You’re Lance, right?” He nodded. “Come on, Lance. Walk me home?”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Turn About Is Fair Play

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    What parallel universe does this happen in? I loved it!

  2. Turn About Is Fair Play

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    A game world? Sweet! That is so cool!
    LoA

  3. Turn About Is Fair Play

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 6 months ago

    Uughh…I know you to be dead, for you have gone to heaven and come back to record what you saw.

  4. Turn About Is Fair Play

    Never Explain's Buddy Icon Never Explain

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HHHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!! thats hilarious. so the opposite of what happens. too many starts to count!!

    LoA

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