The Joke

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

“Okay, okay, get this.”

“Oh, God. Not another lame joke.”

“Okay, so, these two guys walk into a department store.”

“Yeah, and…”

“They walk up to the manager and ask, ‘Do you sell ties?’”

sigh “Yeah, and…”

“The manager says, ‘Yes, we do.’ So, the first guy says, ‘Do you sell purple ties?’ and the manager says, ‘Of course.’”

“Oh, just get on with it.”

“So, the second guy says, ‘Do you sell purple ties with yellow stripes?’ The manager checks the tie rack and says, ‘Yes, we do.’ And the first guys says, ‘Well, I guess we’re having mashed potatoes again tonight.’”

“Wait… What? That doesn’t even make sense!”

“You expected it to make sense?” laughs “Guess the joke’s on you!”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. The Joke

    butterflygirl6106's Buddy Icon butterflygirl6106

    Posted 5 months ago

    Annoyed and a Joke. great!

  2. The Joke

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL ! that is great! The joke is on you!

  3. The Joke

    Trying to Blend's Buddy Icon Trying to Blend

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hehehe really funny…I was feeling the guys impatience totally…well done!

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    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted 5 months ago

    I giggled. This guy’s a dork, and it’s wonderful. I love dorks. I could explain mashed potatoes, though. Definitely.
    LoA

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