“Excuse me. Do we know each other?”

“No. No, I don’t think we do.”

“I’m pretty certain we must know each other.”

“And I’m pretty certain we don’t.”

“High school. Could we have gone to high school together?”

“No, I don’t think so. I didn’t go to school here.”

“Ah, college! We must have gone to college together!”

“No, I went to university, not college. I’m sure we don’t know each other!”

“I bet we worked together at some point. That must be it! You and I were co-workers.”

“No. I told you already, no! We were never co-workers, because I’ve run a home-based business since high school. We do not know each other!“

“Well, in that case, would you mind getting the hell out of my house?!“