DA BEST BATTLE EVER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE

by DARK!

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King Rudulf was in a duel to the death with Sir Harry of Potter, their swords were swinging at each other at a fevered pitch.

King Rudolf yelled, ” die you mongrel beast, die I sayeth.”

“Backeth you foul .. um… dog,” stammered Sir Harry of Potter.

King Rudulf ran his sword through Sir Harry of Potter’s armor.

“Arrgh, “cried Sir Harry of Potter, “I am slaineth.”
And died.

King rudulf gathered his knights of the square table to him and began a speech, “this day shall be remembered throughout all of history as the day that I, King Rudulf had defeatethed the dispicable mangey, bloody varment. known as Sir Harry of Potter.”

The Knights of the square table cheered as one.

Whiles their backs were turned, listening to their fearless leaders lenghthly speech, Sir Harry of Potter, flung his sword at King Rudulf’s armored helmet, causing the King to scream out, “What the duece.”
and died.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. DA BEST BATTLE EVER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 4 months ago

    Sir Harry of Potter…haha. Wonderfully random; made me crack a smile.

  2. DA BEST BATTLE EVER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 4 months ago

    mde me laugh out loud too, very british and the action was cool.

  3. DA BEST BATTLE EVER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 4 months ago

    good use of shakespearian English.. if thats what they called it. Im not really sure.. but yeah.. cool story!

  4. DA BEST BATTLE EVER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE

    BernerOberland's Buddy Icon BernerOberland

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This really made me laugh, the names was funny and the action and the line… and died.. rocks.

  5. DA BEST BATTLE EVER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahaha…very funny stuff. i love stories about knights! i liked the ending too ;-)
    LoA

  6. DA BEST BATTLE EVER OF THE KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARE TABLE

    DARK!'s Buddy Icon DARK!

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I worked hard hope u liked it

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