How Many?!

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

Again and again, his fists rained down. His victim was beaten to a bloody pulp, barely conscious, and most likely not even totally aware of what was happening anymore.

Deep in the back of his mind, he knew what he was doing was wrong. He knew this would not get him the answer he so desperately needed.

But he had snapped. This bastard had side-stepped the question, and tried to make it look like he answered with the wisdom of Solomon.

He knew he should stop. He’d probably already inflicted severe, irreversible brain damage. At minimum, a serious concussion. More than likely, this little weasel wouldn’t live through the night.

That thought, that the one being he thought could have answered his question would never again be able to even attempt a solution, brought the rage anew. His fists punctuated each and every word.

How many licks to get to the Tootsie Roll centre of a Tootsie Pop, you bloody owl?! How many?!

The world may never know.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. How Many?!

    Trying to Blend's Buddy Icon Trying to Blend

    Posted 4 months ago

    Hahahaha….Good One W…

  2. How Many?!

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 4 months ago

    lol! that was great! hahaha!

  3. How Many?!

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That was brilliant. lol!

  4. How Many?!

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 4 months ago

    I was thinking about the old Tootsie Pop commercials from when I was a kid. I don’t know how many here have ever seen them, but I kept thinking about the poor kid asking everyone The Question™, and finally having his Tootsie Pop eat by Mr. Owl! The beggar! I figured the kid would have been pretty choked, and, well…

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