Ms. Pac-Man Goes In For The Kill [1980's Arcade Games Challenge]

by Ana Cristina

I was sick and tired of eating these never-ending dots, but I knew this was the only way to get out of here and catch up to him. My ex-husband, AKA , Mr. Pac-Man, still owed me child support and I was going to find him and make him pay, even if it meant having to go through a hundred more of these mazes.

I weaved in and out of the maze, searching in vain for the last large dot or any more bouncing fruit. I’d finally figured out the pattern – each maze had four large dots that allowed me to eat those four ghosts that were chasing me for some reason, but unfortunately, it didn’t eliminate them for good. Whatever power those large dots gave me, it wasn’t permanent.

As I turned a sharp corner, I heard the maniacal laughter of one of the four ghosts. She was right behind me. It was the orange one, the one who called herself “Sue.”

“You’ll never escape me!” She screeched. Uh-oh. But wait, there was a large dot to my right! I quickly ate it.

Sue was instantly turned into a blue wraith. I went in for the kill.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Ms. Pac-Man Goes In For The Kill [1980's Arcade Games Challenge]

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 4 months ago

    Some funny lines there and a great addition to the arcade ficlet series!

    “I weaved in and out of the maze, searching in vain for the last large dot or any more bouncing fruit. I’d finally figured out the pattern”

    Ha! Love it!

  2. Ms. Pac-Man Goes In For The Kill [1980's Arcade Games Challenge]

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny take. I absolutely love the idea of Ms. PacMan going after PacMan for child support. It certainly gives added motivation to finishing those endless mazes.
    LoA

  3. Ms. Pac-Man Goes In For The Kill [1980's Arcade Games Challenge]

    electrobrain's Buddy Icon electrobrain

    Posted 4 months ago

    Nice one! A vengeful Mrs. Pac Man – who knew?

  4. Ms. Pac-Man Goes In For The Kill [1980's Arcade Games Challenge]

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Woah, electrobrain! That’s Ms. Pac Man. Don’t let her hear you call her Mrs. That one’ll come back to bite you… Literally! :D
    Nice job, Ana Cristina. As always from you, and enjoyable read.

  5. Ms. Pac-Man Goes In For The Kill [1980's Arcade Games Challenge]

    Freedom's Buddy Icon Freedom

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha this is great. I agree with THX . Never would have thought you could get child support out of Pac Man. Awesome job on this.
    LoA

  6. Ms. Pac-Man Goes In For The Kill [1980's Arcade Games Challenge]

    Ridcully Calvert's Buddy Icon Ridcully Calvert

    Posted 4 months ago

    I enjoyed this fresh spin on the Pacmans – good job!

    LoA

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