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It was a regular day fishing. 2 fishermen named Kermitgorf, and Dark. It was just another trip.
“SOOO BORD .” I said.

“Well thats what fishings about, U gatta have paitence.” Kermitgorf replied.
Then we saw a huge shadow!

“What IS THAT .” I screamed

“Don’t know.”

A Ginormous Great white shark came ripping into our boat!
“OMG” I Shrieked.
A Huge hole was ripped into our boat. There was only 1 boat, well i guess only 1 of us could survive…
“GET IN Kermitgorf.”
Before Kermit could do anything i shoved him into the boat and pushed it into the ocean.
“BACK U FOUL BEAST .” Yelling at the shark.
To save Kermits’s life I lunged at the Great white! The shark and me attacked each other. First i kicked at it, NO EFFECT ...
“What?” I screamed again.
I think this is the end for me. I glanced and saw the kermit was safely a shore. At least someone is going to be saved.
I tried to kick the shark. but he bit my leg off! Blood came gushing out! Lookes like this is the end for me. The shark charged at me.