And Then You Had to Go

by Throat Wolf

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When I woke up the next morning, I really had to do a “number 2.” I guessed that my dinner wanted out. Little did I know how right I was.

It happened as I was on the toilet, beginning to relieve myself. Instead of the “plop” I was expecting to hear, I heard a voice coming from the toilet. “Excuse me, but could you move over to the bathtub? There’s not enough room for me in here.”

I looked down between my legs, and there was…the face of Cindy Lou, my waitress from the night before. I rubbed my eyes. “What the hell?“

“If you’ll just move over to the tub and let me out , I’ll explain,” Cindy Lou said cheerfully.

So I waddled over to the tub as best I could with a woman’s head hanging out of my butt. I sat on the edge and tried to relax my muscles again. It wasn’t easy.

Cindy Lou squirmed out of my butt, pushing herself out once she’d gotten her hands free. A few moments later, I was staring at the naked, feces-smeared woman in my bathtub. All I could think to say was, “This had better be good.”

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. And Then You Had to Go

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 3 months ago

    uhmm shoulda marked theis mature.. or something.. bizarre.. yeah thats the word..

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    Geheim Sir Ayita's Buddy Icon Geheim Sir Ayita

    Posted 3 months ago

    yep mature isn’t even enough!! its like W+ for thoes who can handle the extreemly weird!!

  3. And Then You Had to Go

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 3 months ago

    =O that was very weird. There isn’t enough words to describ it…

  4. And Then You Had to Go

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 3 months ago

    Well…

    I’ve never had to experience before!

    LoA

  5. And Then You Had to Go

    J.B. Williams' Buddy Icon J.B. Williams

    Posted 3 months ago

    Wow, this is a first.

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    wytherwings' Buddy Icon wytherwings

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    ugh… wow. thats all i can say. its just… weird

  7. And Then You Had to Go

    Ridcully Calvert's Buddy Icon Ridcully Calvert

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Crazy and bizarre, and yet I liked it.

    Hmmmm…

    LoA

  8. And Then You Had to Go

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 3 months ago

    omg he just gave birth.

  9. And Then You Had to Go

    Nissakit's Buddy Icon Nissakit

    Posted 3 months ago

    Omg, thats is crazy!!!! he just practically had a baby which is a grown woman, omg!

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    Trying to Blend's Buddy Icon Trying to Blend

    Posted 3 months ago

    Hmmm….interesting but weird…I’ll keep reading though!

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    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 3 months ago

    Errr, ummm, can u say akward much! Lol. That’s so… odd.

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    Flute Loop<33's Buddy Icon Flute Loop<33

    Posted 3 months ago

    weird! but really …. intersting.
    LoA

  13. And Then You Had to Go

    User 5239's Buddy Icon User 5239

    Posted 3 months ago

    that was gross. but funny at the same time

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    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 3 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Man Gives Birth to Fully Grown Woman. Film at 11.

  15. And Then You Had to Go

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    Posted 3 months ago

    lmao!! hahahaaahh wth??
    i luvv itt

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    i live NYLSC's Buddy Icon i live NYLSC

    Posted 3 months ago

    i thought you were being metaphoric about eating her

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