Ernest, my name is Ernest

by Phil Sporlan

Michael is seen in his car, he turns the music up. He speeds out of the parking lot. He has wasted his life and doesn’t know what to do next. What is he if he can’t even talk to a girl. “She’s just a girl, I’m a boy…man, I’m a man.” He quickly turns the car around.

He pulls back into the parking lot.

“Today is th day everything changes.” he whispers to himself.

He marches into the Copy Shop.

Elisabeth smiles as he walks in. He walks right up to he counter.

“Hi”

“Hi, I’m sorry about before. I’m kind of a dork.”

“Oh no problem.”

“There’s more, I wanted to ask you out on a date. I was very nervous and my mouth couldn’t produce the words to make me cool enough to have a chance with you. What I wanted to say was you seem very nice, your smile is the very best, and I like the way you style your hair.”

“That’s sweet, I’ll go date with you.”

“You will? That’s great!”

“I hate to say this but I don’t even know your name.”

“It’s Ernest.”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Ernest, my name is Ernest

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute, I like his determination and resolve. The dialog or interaction got a bit rushed at the end (that darn character limit).
    LoA

  2. Ernest, my name is Ernest

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 2 months ago

    “There’s more, I wanted to ask you out on a date. I was very nervous and my mouth couldn’t produce the words to make me cool enough to have a chance with you. What I wanted to say was you seem very nice, your smile is the very best, and I like the way you style your hair.”
    ~
    I love that paragraph. The words that everyone thinks when they’re in this situation but usually don’t say just like that.

  3. Ernest, my name is Ernest

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    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    aw, he’s sweet. I would go on a date with him. if I was a little older…
    Anyways, I like this series, I just read the whole thing. great job, very unique
    =]=]

  4. Ernest, my name is Ernest

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 2 months ago

    Yay, score one for the geeky guy.

  5. Ernest, my name is Ernest

    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 2 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    This kinda reminds me of Seinfeld for some reason =P Great story!

  6. Ernest, my name is Ernest

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    Posted 2 months ago

    lol! cute cute.
    i like how he complimented her.

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    Posted 2 months ago

    yay! geeky guy!!!=)

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