Don't Eat the Fruit

by paper flowers

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“Well this is just fabulous!” complains Sir Damien.
“I want fabulous! That is my simple request, all things fabulous! Bigger and better and be…”
“Aurora, stop singing!!!”
“Sorry.”
Now if you remember, our friends are on a dangerous journey to a dangerous land. They have just picked up a Croatian man who seems to have a thing for Sir Damien. Creepy, I know.
“Are we there yet!?”
“NO, Quinn! Will you stop asking!”
“What’s with you mister grumpy pants?”
Sir Damien stops his horse and glares at Quinn. “Oh nothing! Just that I have a creepy Croatian man riding on my horse with me, my stomach has been growling for the last three hours, and you continue to be your annoying self!”
“Gdje je zahod?”
“What’d he say?”
“I have no clue.”
“Hey look!”
Sir Gavin is pointing to a large tree on the side of the road. It is has purple fruits and a large wooden sign next to it. As they get closer, they see what the signs says.
Warning! Do not, I repeat, do not eat this fruit.
“Mmm, yummmy!”
“Sir Gavin, NO!”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Don't Eat the Fruit

    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 3 months ago

    of course, sir gavin would want to eat it.
    silly sir gavin. :)
    i want fabuLOUS, that is my simple request… that is definitely going to be in my head all day. thanks a lot. : P
    the croatian man is officially my favorite character.
    keep writing!
    LoA

  2. Don't Eat the Fruit

    Disturbed Youth's Buddy Icon Disturbed Youth

    Posted 3 months ago

    I cant remember which one is Sir Gavin but i do admit he would do that whichever one he is. :)

  3. Don't Eat the Fruit

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    true, true.

    i do believe he would.

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    distant memories' Buddy Icon distant memories

    Posted 3 months ago

    lol. Sir Gavin reminds of this friend of mine that goes by the name of Paul. Funny isn’t it? I love your stories. Go Croatia!

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