Rejected! Again!

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

No, no, no! Why do they always react like that? They come into my home, play their human games, and when I try to play, they swim away or try and kill me!

It’s enough to make a grow shark cry (if we had tear ducts, of course). Okay, sure. I admit that I can sometimes be a little rough. But it’s not my fault! Really!

I know I’m not supposed to play with my food. But humans don’t really count. I mean, food is seals and dolphins and… well… pretty much anything that swims.

But humans? Blech! They’re fun to play with, sure, but they have no fat on them! I mean, come on. If I were to try and eat humans all the time, I’d starve to death!

At least I’m not as bad as that tiger shark. They’ll eat anything!

Oh, hey! I think they’re coming back!

Maybe they want to play, after all!

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Rejected! Again!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious take on the shark as socially maladept rather than malicious.
    LoA

  2. Rejected! Again!

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 5 months ago

    Good view from the shark’s eyes.

  3. Rejected! Again!

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny, esp the thoughts of the shark.. clever.
    LoA

  4. Rejected! Again!

    DARK!'s Buddy Icon DARK!

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nice sequal its brillant!!!

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