Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style

by Jenunique

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The Minister of Magic and his assistants entered through the portals, Dumbledore looked to them as the Minister breathlessly gasped, “He’s back.”

The kids of Dumbledore’s Army stood triumphantly as Voldemort made his hasty, yet ghostly, retreat to nothingness.

Then from out of the shadows a slick yellow clad figure emerged wielding a flashy katana. Her barefeet stepping lightly as she carefully place one foot in front of the other. Her blue eyes snapping to one wizard before sizing up the next.

She held the sword with both hands, elbows bent at forty- fives, maybe not the common stance for a true ninja, but for a white girl in the bowels of the Ministry of Magic she looked about as comfortable as she possibly could. All hell was about to break loose and the sounds of Chop Suey beginning to reverberate through the halls definitely indicated such.

The Bride hacked and chopped at random until Harry gathered his wits enough to approach her and offers himself to her as her long lost “Bill.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 3 months ago

    Before anyone says, “It doesn’t make sense,” I very well agree. Because Tarrantino doesn’t make much sense. And I love him just for that reason! ;)

  2. Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I can’t argue with that. As soon as I saw the title, I thought, “Oh, no!” Then I saw who wrote it, and I thought, “Oh, yes!”
    I was not disappointed.
    Really makes me want to see Kill Bill now. :D
    LoA

  3. Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 3 months ago

    I actually went back and forth before deciding to do this. I think I sat for longer than I wrote. I am still not really happy with it, but there it is. ;)

  4. Order of the Phoenix: Tarrantino Style

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 3 months ago

    And sometimes, ‘there it is’ is all that matters. It is bizarre, but I salute you for putting it out there.

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