Ficlets

Okay, I have this really annoying cousin who everyone likes to make fun of. We’re going to call her Kale. Now Kale here likes to think she can do everything better then me. She is, how should i put this, an stuck up bratty Bitch. There that’ll do nicely. And she was just so nice as to prove to me that she could write stories that i would never be able to top. (this includes poems too!) and she was so nice as to give them to me.

Everything in these are as she wrote them. I know i have horrible spellchecking skills but in here there will be none because i’m writing these exactly as she writes them.

So please, read, enjoy, and comment on her Superiority!