Her Little Angel

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

“Honey,” my wife called from upstairs. “Have you seen the cat?”

I looked up from my novel. Never a moments rest. “No, I haven’t seen you cat.” Which was a good thing. I hated that fuzzy little so-and-so.

“Could you look for her, please?”

Oh, brother. “Why can’t you look for the little…”

“I’m in the middle of making dinner!” she yelled. “If you don’t want your favourite, I’m sure you can run out and get McD’s!”

“Hey!” I said, chuckling. “That’s blackmail!”

“I prefer the term ‘incentive’, but ‘blackmail’ works.” She laughed. “Please, honey. I haven’t seen her all day. I’m worried.”

Hadn’t seen her all day? Oh, no. I got that sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach. I dropped my book, jumped up, and ran down the hall.

I burst into the den. Sure enough, there she was.

“Honey!” I yelled. “That’s it! She’s off to the SPCA !”

“Why? What’s my little angel done this time?!”

I yanked the power cord on our DSL modem. “Your ‘little angel’ was trying to hack the Pentagon. Again!

God, I hate cats!

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Her Little Angel

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 5 months ago

    As an aside, I adore cats.
    It’s dogs I hate.
    Just don’t tell our dog that. He has enough emotional problems as it is. ;)

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    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 5 months ago

    too funny! Funny story.. Good dialouge.. Thanx for the chuckle! :)

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny. This reminds me of that old SNL skit Tooncis the Driving Cat.

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love dogs! My dog is a riot! Cats are cool, but I am allergic to them. This is really funny! Trying to hack into the Pentagon. Lol!
    LoA

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