STUFF

by YodaOnCrack

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He: Who’s Brian? Forget it! That’s the stuff I don’t wanna know about. Every couple has secrets and some are better left un – freakin’ – said!

She: Shane, he’s nobody…

He: Stop!

She: But I-

He: I don’t wanna hear it, Lara! Don’t wanna hear that stuff!

She: Who’s Lara?

He: Does it matter?

She: No, really, who’s Lara?

He: You really wanna know this stuff?

She: Yes, I think it’s important for us to be honest. Do you want to know about Brian?

He: No.

She: Well I wanna know about Lara. Tell me!

He: You wanna know? I’ll let you know! O.K. Lara is the famous rich, sexy, classy, stacked, multi-lingual, British babe living inside my freakin’ Playstation, alright? She’s athletic. She can drive a motorcycle while shooting bad guys and looking for gold and stuff!!! Did you really need to know that stuff?! Huh?! Huh?! Cause If you’d been paying attention, you’d realize that she’s a damn video game character and you kinda look like her!

She: Really?

He: Yes!

She: Oh Jeff, that’s sweet.

He: Who’s Jeff?

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

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    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    great conversation and.. calls for now, we need to know who jeff is,

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    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 6 months ago

    More random dialog silliness. Thanks for reading, KermitGorf – just lazy writing today…

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    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love it! Games can be so addictive. And many times we spend more time with them than we do our real life spouses. :/

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    Way too many names bouncing around. This chick is kind of, um, what’s a nice word? Friendly? And an airhead. Funny stuff. Shane, Brian, Jeff…maybe best we don’t know who they are.
    LoA

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    ya, THX is right, she is an airhead! Hehe! Very funny!
    LoA

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    Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3's Buddy Icon Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3

    Posted 6 months ago

    This is funny. But I can totally imagine my friends and I having this convo.

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    Qwerty123's Buddy Icon Qwerty123

    Posted 6 months ago

    i love it is very intresting. thats why I llike it though…

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