My, what a large vet bill you've amassed!

by Howie Amourscow

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But when the good little wolf got to his uncle’s house, there was nobody at home. The good little wolf waited and waited, but just when he was ready to leave, a cab appeared and his uncle gingerly got out.

“My, uncle! What a big bandage you have on your belly!” yelped the good little wolf.

“My, you call this a tip, you cheap jerk!” yelled the cab driver.

“Hey, you knew I was a bad wolf when you picked me up, pal!” uncle growled into the front passenger side window. “And what big teeth I have!” he snarled, and the cab’s wheels screamed as the cab jerked and spun away.

“Uncle, why did the driver call you a f-”

“Never mind, little wolf! If my sister hears you saying those words, she will nip my tail and bite my paws, and I am too tired to deal. Your uncle has had a bad day.”

“What happened, uncle?”

“Let us just say that you should stay away from that little old lady who’s always being visited by her granddaughter, the one with the cherry-red cloak. Also, stay away from lumberjacks.”

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Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. My, what a large vet bill you've amassed!

    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted about 1 year ago

    I can only regret not seeing the spelling error in the last paragraph until after I’d posted. Arrgh.

  2. My, what a large vet bill you've amassed!

    Howie Amourscow's Buddy Icon Howie Amourscow

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Wait, it looks like the edit function worked without double-posting the story! Hooray! Now if only I could delete my comment!

  3. My, what a large vet bill you've amassed!

    AndWat's Buddy Icon AndWat

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    It’s great to see that I’m not the only person writing about the good little wolf!

  4. My, what a large vet bill you've amassed!

    Susan Holder is terrific's Buddy Icon Susan Holder is terrific

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love how this story is going. It is very funny!! Nice description on how each wolf reacts to people!! :)

  5. My, what a large vet bill you've amassed!

    Susan Holder is terrific's Buddy Icon Susan Holder is terrific

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    And I never contemplated the vet bill. That was a really cute touch. I wonder if this is before or after he got the bill for the burns from the little piggies!!

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