F or F

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

Kirk, Spock, and McCoy swaggered, strode, and stomped (respectively) into the transporter room.

“Mr. Scott,” Kirk crooned. “I. Need. To get. Over. To. The. Alien ship. Can you. Beam. Me. Over there?”

“Aye, cap’n,” Scotty said. “But why in th’ w’rld are ye wantin’ t’ go there?”

“Dammit, Jim!” Bones piped up. “I’m a doctor, not a welding supervisor!”

Kirk looked at McCoy. “What?”

McCoy sheepishly said, “Well… You know… Just sayin’.”

Kirk grabbed a metal pipe and a bottle of champagne. Swaggering onto the pad, he turned with a flourish and said, “Mr. Scott. Energize.”

The captain dematerialized (with a flourish). Scotty turned to Spock. “Mr. Spock. What in th’ w’rld does th’ cap’n have planned?”

“Our captain sees only two ways out of our situation, Mr. Scott.”

“F or F,” McCoy chimed in.

“Fight or flight?” Scotty asked, puzzled.

“A logical assumption, Mr. Scott. But remember, this is Captain James T. Kirk.” He raised an eyebrow at Scotty.

“Ah,” Scotty said, now understanding. “Fight or fornicate!”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. F or F

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Depending on the alien species, it could be a little bit from column A, a little bit of column B.

  2. F or F

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    OMG toooooooo funny.. the best fan fiction ever!!!!!!!!!!! spot on imitation of kirk and gang. i read it aloud.. a masterpeices in comedy.!
    LoA

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    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 6 months ago

    I’m not sure if I really did Scotty justice (I have trouble writing English with an accent), but I had a lot of fun writing it. :D

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