Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

by Throat Wolf

“Wait a second. I can’t—”

It wasn’t my fault, what happened next. She let the towel drop completely and, well, yogurt or not, I had to admit she really cleaned up nicely. And she took advantage of my momentary slack-jawed stare to grab me, put her lips to mine, and give me another one of those tasty kisses that I remembered from the night before. This time, I didn’t close my eyes, so I got to watch as she more or less poured herself into my mouth and down my throat, vanishing completely in under two seconds.

I heard her giggle echo up my throat and through my Eustacean tubes. “See you next month!”

“Cindy? Wait!” But with a gurgle, she was gone. I sighed. I hated to admit it, but my gut actually did feel better with her in it. And I doubted anything short of surgery could get her out if she didn’t want to come. I guessed I was just going to have to live with it.

But next time I saw her, Cindy Lou and I were going to have words. At least I’d have a whole month in which to think of some good ones.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    Bizarre but an intriguing and wild visual on this one. Lots of interpretive possibility on it all too, but I’ll hold off on that.
    LoA

  2. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 4 months ago

    in one hole and out the other.

  3. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    Geheim Sir Ayita's Buddy Icon Geheim Sir Ayita

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha thats one way to put it!!

  4. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 4 months ago

    that is one way to put it kermit… I still can’t believe that I am hooked on reading this…

  5. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    J.B. Williams' Buddy Icon J.B. Williams

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny, she pulled the same trick Geena Davis pulled on Samuel L Jackson in the Long Kiss Goodnight.

  6. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 4 months ago

    kermit – oh that was nasty. truly disgusting..=]
    hahaahaa. he’s like.. pregnant. and he gives birth once a month. hahahahah!

  7. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    Nissakit's Buddy Icon Nissakit

    Posted 4 months ago

    thats an weird but true observation kermit…....

  8. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 3 months ago

    Nicely put kermit and otoc.

  9. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    Flute Loop<33's Buddy Icon Flute Loop<33

    Posted 3 months ago

    otoc I literally laughed out loud at your comment

  10. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 3 months ago

    Kermit – I thought the same thing.

  11. Cindy Lou Goes Down the Hole

    i live NYLSC's Buddy Icon i live NYLSC

    Posted 3 months ago

    this should come with a warning
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    Warning: WEIRD BUT ADDICTING
    lol

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