Something I Need to Tell you

by SKermitgorf

“Dad, there’s something I need to tell you.”

“Oh, what is it son? Could you pass the chips please.”

“Sure dad, here you go.”

“Thanks son.”

“I’m not quite sure how to tell you this dad, .. I’m.. a… I’m.. I’m gay.”

“Oh.”

“That’s it, oh?”

“Well I knew that already.”

“You did? How did you know?”

“Well son, you never dated a girl, you hate sports, you go to musicals and ballets with your ‘friend Stan’. I mean son you’re a florist and part time hairdresser. And I’m not stupid ya know.”

“I know dad you’re a rocket scientist, but still I thought I hid it well. You’re upset aren’t you dad? That’s why I wanted to tell you here at the beach where its crowded so you wouldn’t make a scene.”

“Son, it’s ok, I won’t make a scene if you won’t.”

“Why would I make a scene, dad?”

“Well son, there’s something I need to tell you.”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

  1. Something I Need to Tell you

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HAHAHA ! Oh for goodness sake! I wonder Where THIS is going?
    Actually, it could go anywhere….
    I love the conversation, the jobs he has, and it matches the picture so well!
    I’m still giggling.
    LoA

  2. Something I Need to Tell you

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL ! I completely agree with Mistress Elsha Hawk. Great job!
    I like ficlets that make me smile :-)
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  3. Something I Need to Tell you

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 6 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Okay, serious stereotyping aside, a very amusing story with a hilarious ending. Great job!
    LoA

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