Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

by paper flowers

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Oh dear, silly Sir Gavin! Unfortunately our friend has made a fatal mistake, and he needs to find help quickly.
Abella is pacing around frantically. “We need to get to a hospital!”
“We need something faster than horses,” states Sir Damien.
“Or a llama,” adds Sir Sebastian.
Aurora jumps up. “A hovercraft!”
Quinn smacks her on the head. “We don’t have a hovercraft!...Do we?”
“Moja je lebdjelica puna jegulja.”
Sir Damien pushes the Croatian man on the ground. “Shut up you silly Croatian!” he says. “I’ve had enough of you!”
“Žao mi je!”
“Sir Damien, there’s no need for violence!” shouts Abella.
“Well he’s getting on my last nerve!”
” Volim te, Sir D.”
“QUIET!”
All of them stare at Aurora, the quiet one.
“DID YOU ALREADY FORGET ABOUT OUR CURRENT CRISIS !? SIR GAVIN ’S ABOUT TO KICK THE BUCKET !”
After a few moments of silence Sir Sebastian speaks. “How’s he gonna kick a bucket? He’s almost dead.”
But what’s this? Why it’s a hovercraft in the sky! What a coincidence. Perhaps Sir Gavin will make it after all.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 3 months ago

    For those few who don’t speak Croatian:
    Moja je lebdjelica puna jegulja ~ my hovercraft is full of eels
    Žao mi je ~ sorry
    Volim te ~ I love you

  2. Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

    heartbeats echocho's Buddy Icon heartbeats echocho

    Posted 3 months ago

    hahahahaha…okay it’s official this is the funniest series ever!
    great job, p flower :)
    LoA

  3. Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 3 months ago

    Haha!

    It sounds like a children’s story in the beginning!

    Oh dear, silly Sir Gavin!

    That made me laugh!

    LoA

  4. Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

    Disturbed Youth's Buddy Icon Disturbed Youth

    Posted 3 months ago

    you should have said eat the chips or shuffled off the mortal coil. but awesome anyways! :)

    LoA

  5. Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

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    Posted 3 months ago

    lolllllllll.
    LoA

  6. Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

    distant memories' Buddy Icon distant memories

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I can’t beleive you used actual croation. I am writing this all down as I read it. Love this series, now I must go figure out what kicking the bucket means.

  7. Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 3 months ago

    It’s an idiom. To kick the bucket means to die.

  8. Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

    distant memories' Buddy Icon distant memories

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Oh. Thanks PF, and I’m really hoping that that’s real Croation, because if it’s not I don’t know what I’ve been saying to people at school.

  9. Fatal Fruits, Random Hovercrafts, and Bucket Kicking

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 3 months ago

    don’t worry, it really is Croatian…i didn’t just make up random gibberish.

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