Alternate Ending to A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

by Disturbed Youth

The Mask is escaping out the window and is running across the frozen wasteland while Tom Sawyer is supporting the head of a dying Alan Quatermain.

“Please don’t die! Please!”

“Stop worrying about me and shoot the man, damnit!”

“Oh, right, i should do that!”

“You think?”

So Tom Sawyer picks up a random gun that just happens to be lying there and takes aim about to shoot the longest shot he has ever taken. He points the gun, pulls the trigger, and misses. But, fortunately, a giant sea lion takes that moment to burst out of the ice and eat a random human. Yah!

“Nice Miss.”

“you’re alive!

“Yeah i was faking, i just wanted to see if you could shoot him.”

“jackass”

Comments

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  1. Alternate Ending to A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha, of course he missed!

    But Sean Connery? Not dead? GASP !

    Silly Sean Connery!

    I love this movie! When I saw it, I thought for sure that he was going to miss! Now I’m glad to see that he finally did!

    Good entry!

    LoA

  2. Alternate Ending to A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

     Kermitgorf's Buddy Icon Kermitgorf

    Posted about 1 month ago

    yes very good alternate ending. action packed. loved the gun that just happened to be there.
    LoA

  3. Alternate Ending to A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yes, I think the miss is far more believable, but the sea lion is just pure fun. I love the detail of the random gun that just happened to have been lying there, as well. But the clincher is Quartermain’s practical joke of sorts!

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