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Cindy, Will You Come Out Tonight

“Doctor Voor, out of curiosity, do you have a, ah, ‘Tummy Buddy’ yourself?”

“No—not yet,” Voor said. “I need to keep my objectivity.”

“Uh-huh,” I said. “Well, thanks for the info. I’ll call if I have any more questions.” I headed for the door.

“You’re welcome. Oh! Would you mind signing a HIPAA release? We need your medical history.”

“I’ll think about it.” But not too hard. I got out of there fast, but stopped at a drugstore on the way home.

I’d learned more than I bargained for at the doctor’s office. There was a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach—but the sinking feeling wasn’t mine.

I looked down. “Will you please cut that out?” The sinking feeling stopped. “Thanks.”

When I got home, I went into the bathroom and sat down on the edge of the tub. “Get out here, please. We need to talk.”

Nothing.

“I don’t want to do this; it’ll hurt me more than it’ll hurt you.” I unwrapped the box from the drugstore. “But I’ve got a bottle of Maximum Strength Dulcolax, and I’m not afraid to use it.”

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Cindy, Will You Come Out Tonight
emma jo_234
Posted about 1 month ago

Haha, I just read this whole series, and it’s like…whoa. But very, very good. I like it. Sequel??
LoA
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Nissakit
Posted about 1 month ago

This is funny and different, I like it!
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flute faerie
Posted about 1 month ago
“But I’ve got a bottle of Maximum Strength Dulcolax, and I’m not afraid to use it.”
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I love that line!!!
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Lone Writer
Posted about 1 month ago

OMG
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The Last Squeek of Awesomeness
Posted about 1 month ago

Wow…that would definatly scare anybody out…..
Cindy, Will You Come Out Tonight
One Time, One Chance
Posted about 1 month ago

LMAO !!!!
ahhahahaha.
that was great.
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J.B. Williams
Posted about 1 month ago

That was a very intense line right there. It will be used; no one will be happy.
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Flute Loop<33
Posted about 1 month ago

wow.
Cindy, Will You Come Out Tonight
Alexa ♥
Posted about 1 month ago

“But I’ve got a bottle of Maximum Strength Dulcolax, and I’m not afraid to use it.”

Yeah, very good threat. And it will give her quite a mess to clean up later.
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i live NYLSC
Posted about 1 month ago

can’t comment
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MUST … KEEP …. READING
Cindy, Will You Come Out Tonight
Geheim Sir Ayita
Posted about 1 month ago

hahahahaha i agree I live NYLSC ….......