Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]

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Alcohol on his breath, the pastor preached his best sermon ever.

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  1. Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Reminds me of an episode of MA*SH, when Father Mulcahey was preaching about the evils of drinking after Klinger gives him a slug of whiskey (the Father not knowing what it was, of course) to calm his nerves. :D
    Nice one!
    LoA

  2. Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    certainly wasn’t boring like sober sermons eh lol.
    LoA

  3. Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha, best entry in this challenge so far! I love how there’s an outrageous story hidden behind the one sentence. Well done!

  4. Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahahhahahahahaahah!
    this was great.
    =]

  5. Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]

    Trying to Blend's Buddy Icon Trying to Blend

    Posted 6 months ago

    A drunken priest speaks a sober God.

  6. Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 6 months ago

    gotta’ love hypocrisy.

  7. Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]

    J.B. Williams' Buddy Icon J.B. Williams

    Posted 6 months ago

    Well the phrase drunken pastor seems more realistic to me now.

  8. Best Sermon Ever (My Inner Cynic Wrote This): [64k Challenge]

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 6 months ago

    I like the feeling of humor, mystery, and a puzzle behind this. It’s really good.

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