Oh, You Didn't!

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

“Oh, you didn’t!” my mother said.

I looked at the copy of the World Weekly News in my hand. “Well, why not?” I asked her. Come on, I thought. These things are great for a laugh!

“Well, just look at the trash they print in there!” She gave an exasperated sigh. “Really. I mean, look at this article. ‘Hillary Names Bigfoot As Her Running Mate’. What complete, utter tripe!”

“Well, of course it is, mom. I mean…”

“Everyone knows damned well that he’s Obama’s running mate!”

I looked at my mom for a moment, waiting for her start laughing. She just stood there, staring at me, with her Your mother’s always right face.

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

In the end, I flipped a coin. Heads – laugh.

She left the store muttering, “I don’t know this crazy girl beside me.”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. Oh, You Didn't!

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    You’re one of the best.. quirkiest writers ever. great job as usual.
    LoA

  2. Oh, You Didn't!

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 5 months ago

    Hehe she’s crazy for hillary.
    LoA

  3. Oh, You Didn't!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 5 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny little story. I like the twist and question of whether or not the mom is serious. Well, it’s not much a question, but there’s at least a little doubt.
    LoA

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