A Banana Has it's Say

by SKermitgorf

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Hello, I see you have met my friends Sheen and Miranda.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am Burton the Banana, I seem to have lost the other members of my bunch to a creme pie.

I managed to hide under a basket when the chef was distracted by a squealing pear.

It is easier for the little fruits to hide, but I almost squished myself trying to wedge myself under the fridge.

Perhaps if I unpeel myself, and leave my peel on the floor, then when the chef comes back for the rest of us, haha she will fall flat on her fanny and I shall escape.

Here she comes, time to put my plan into action.

I am Burton the Banana. Bye.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. A Banana Has it's Say

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Boy! You’re not supposed to make people fall out of their chairs laughing that hard.

  2. A Banana Has it's Say

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Grumble. Great. Next time I am eating banana pudding I’ll think of this….
    .
    Oh well, it’s worth it, because Judee4u2 makes the best banana pudding ever! As we say down here, “If you put it on top of your head, your tongue would slap you to death to get to it.” ;)

  3. A Banana Has it's Say

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    OMG ! That is halirious! I laughed so hard! I hope that plan works! LOL !
    LoA

  4. A Banana Has it's Say

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Here, I will switch mine so it is a sequel to this!
    LoA

  5. A Banana Has it's Say

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Never mind! MBTM sequeled to mine…
    LoA

  6. A Banana Has it's Say

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 5 months ago

    Lol, good luck Burton the Banana!
    I think I’m going to have join in on this fruity fun.
    LoA

  7. A Banana Has it's Say

    Nissakit's Buddy Icon Nissakit

    Posted 5 months ago

    I love this !!! It is hilarious!!

  8. A Banana Has it's Say

    wytherwings' Buddy Icon wytherwings

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hahaha thats funny

  9. A Banana Has it's Say

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I hope the plan works too!!!! I love this!! Sooo funny.
    LoA

  10. A Banana Has it's Say

    BernerOberland's Buddy Icon BernerOberland

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    this series is so funny

  11. A Banana Has it's Say

    Flute Loop<33's Buddy Icon Flute Loop<33

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    wow this is hilarious!
    LoA

  12. A Banana Has it's Say

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That’s really funny! I love the cleverness of the banana.

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