A Rolling Cantaloupe

by SKermitgorf

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Like Glady’s the Grape said, I too shall try and roll out of this kitchen unseen by the mad pie maker.

O,sorry, I am Claude the Cantaloupe, I am large, so I cannot hide like my other tasty friends.

I too am afraid to end up in a fruit salad. Cut into large chunks.
People tend to enjoy the big chunks of delicious orange colored goodness that is I.

I shall attempt to roll. O,h I see our friend Burton the Banana has set a trap for the chef. I shall roll out the door now that she has fallen and can’t get up

Tata for now, I am Claude the Cantaloupe. Au Revoir

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. A Rolling Cantaloupe

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I do so love Cantaloupe.

  2. A Rolling Cantaloupe

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 6 months ago

    Cantaloupe is awesome! It is sooooo good!
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  3. A Rolling Cantaloupe

    butterflygirl6106's Buddy Icon butterflygirl6106

    Posted 6 months ago

    very tasty and cantaloupe is my fav.

  4. A Rolling Cantaloupe

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Mmm…cantaloupe is soo delicious! Hope Claude escapes! ;-)
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    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cantalope is soooo good!
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    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hee hee. I wish Claude luck. =)
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    BernerOberland's Buddy Icon BernerOberland

    Posted 6 months ago

    awesome hysterical, dabomb

  8. A Rolling Cantaloupe

    Flute Loop<33's Buddy Icon Flute Loop<33

    Posted 6 months ago

    whats next watermellon!?
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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ha! I like the banana peel trap from earlier in the series being referenced.

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    Robotech_Master's Buddy Icon Robotech_Master

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Who says a cantaloupe can’t elope?

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    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 6 months ago

    Haha!

    I feel so horrible!

    I just made and ate fruit salad a couple of minutes ago!

    LoA

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