My Expert Opinion (Xenoglossy Challenge)

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

“See here, doctor,” the general said. “This is an example of the phenomena I was talking about.”

I looked carefully at the objects in question. They were covered by some sort of film or glaze, unlike anything I had ever seen before. It was quite fascinating, but I was utterly baffled.

“General,” I said, turning to him. “It’s interesting, to be sure, but I’m confused as to why you require my help.”

“Well, I thought this was your area of speciality. These glossy coatings are the result of alien contact, and I understand you’re an expert in studying xenoglossy.”

I stared at him for a moment, tried very hard not to laugh, and ultimately failed. “General, xenoglossy, while related in that both are considered paranormal phenomena, refers to knowledge of a language that could not have been acquired by normal means. What you might need, I guess, is a xenologist.”

“Why in God’s name,” the general replied, “would I want to talk to someone who studies Xena – Warrior Princess?”

I laughed so hard, my stomach hurt.

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  1. My Expert Opinion (Xenoglossy Challenge)

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 3 months ago

    I may have cheated a little in using words so close to each other, but I couldn’t resist the Xena reference. Hope you like it. :D

  2. My Expert Opinion (Xenoglossy Challenge)

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    and he’s a General… funny and literate/intelligent writting.

  3. My Expert Opinion (Xenoglossy Challenge)

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HAHAHA ! That was great. Kermit’s comment was right on. He is a general….
    lol =D
    LoA

  4. My Expert Opinion (Xenoglossy Challenge)

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    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha. Loved it! and I love the reference. =) Thanks for entering!!
    LoA

  5. My Expert Opinion (Xenoglossy Challenge)

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That was great!

    I almost missed the second word there!

    LoA

  6. My Expert Opinion (Xenoglossy Challenge)

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hey, the study of Xena is a most noble pursuit. lol. Great discussion, very funny.

  7. My Expert Opinion (Xenoglossy Challenge)

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 3 months ago

    Lol, that was hilarious!

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