An Apple a G'day Mate

by BernerOberland

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Arnie Apple ere, ow are ya? I’m avin a bit of a bad day ere.

Seems all me mates are getting chopped into salads n pies for some fancy schamcy dinna party.

No way is some crazee pie lady gonna be makin me a dessert. No siree bob. Not on your life.

I’ll just jump off this ere table onto that dumb dogs ead and pop on outta this mad ouse.

Ere I go. Umph. That wasnt so ard.

Oh, crickey seems dawgs do like apples. I’m inna bit of a pickle ere.

Let go ya mangy dingo.

O well, just a bite mark, didn’t get me to the core, I’ll live don’t you worry bout ole Arnie Apple ere.

G’Day mate.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. An Apple a G'day Mate

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    yay for you to jump in! This is an open series! GO ARNIE !

  2. An Apple a G'day Mate

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 5 months ago

    Austrailian accent was perfect, loved it so funny mate.
    LoA

  3. An Apple a G'day Mate

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I enjoyed the Australian accent. The apple must have been an import.

  4. An Apple a G'day Mate

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Let go ya many dingo. lol, this is extremely funny!
    LoA

  5. An Apple a G'day Mate

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious!
    LoA

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