Pineapple Juice

by BernerOberland

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Penelope pineapple here, atop the refrigerator, about to jump down onto the dog that is terrorizing all the fruit in the palace’s kitchen.

The Pie lady has fainted, thanks to Betty Blackberry shouting out to let us all go. Brave berry.

I will land on the dogs head and knock him out. Even if he awakens before my escape, he won’t be able to bite through my hard shell. Won’t hurt me a bit.

My plan seems to have worked. The dog is out. The crazy pie lady is still down too. Escape for us all is at hand.

Uh, oh.. the Lady of the manor has arrived. Is that a baseball bat in her hand??

Oh no it is. Sure wish I could roll like the other fruits.

Penelope Pineapp….

“Pineapple juice for breakfast dear?”, the Lady of the manor asked her husband the Lord of the manor.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Pineapple Juice

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    AH!

    The poor pineapple!

    Well, that’s a different way to go!

    LoA

  2. Pineapple Juice

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nice spin (well, maybe not so nice for the poor pineapple), but an original fruit death for sure.

  3. Pineapple Juice

    butterflygirl6106's Buddy Icon butterflygirl6106

    Posted 5 months ago

    Oh, not so great for Penelope Just another warrior trying to exscape the kitchen.

  4. Pineapple Juice

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Aww sad end to a brave member of the fruit community. well written.
    LoA

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    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Poor Penelope.
    LoA

  6. Pineapple Juice

    lilly's Buddy Icon lilly

    Posted 5 months ago

    Nooo! not the pineapple! great story just poor pineapple

  7. Pineapple Juice

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 5 months ago

    oh dear, poor pineapple!

  8. Pineapple Juice

    I LOVE FRANK IERO AND WILLIAM BECKETT!!!'s Buddy Icon I LOVE FRANK IERO AND WILLIAM BECKETT!!!

    Posted 3 months ago

    I love pineapples!
    Great Story.

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    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 3 months ago

    sweet pineapple juice.. I heard about these stories from anther ficleteer. Entertaining story.

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