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I don't talk To myself, I talk With my self!

Omg!
what?
I’m talking to myself again!
shhh….I know
It’s ok…I don’t always hear you talking back.
That’s good because sometimes you talk back for me!
What?
you heard me…sometimes you answer your own questions before I even get a chance!
I do?
Yes! And then when it doesn’t work out then you blame me!
Gee, sorry about that, I never noticed.
it’s ok.
Did you see him today?
no
Too bad
Yeah…I was hoping to finally speak to him without looking like a school girl.
Yeah, but you would have anyways
I know. What is wrong with me?
You have a crush is all
For eight years? This is crazy!
Crazier still is when buddy told you he felt the same about you
Yeah that’s for sure. What am I gonna do?
Hey- isn’t that his truck coming down the hill?
Oh gees, YES ! where do I look…I don’t want him to see me looking, but might miss a wave…
_He’s looking at you! Don’t be a dumb ass!
Be cool I am just going to …..
I can’t believe you fell off the curb!
Me either. Dumb ass.

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I don't talk To myself, I talk With my self!
SKermitgorf
Posted 3 months ago

HAHa very funny.
I don't talk To myself, I talk With my self!
Alexa ♥
Posted 3 months ago

I don’t talk To myself, I talk With my self!
That is an important distinction.
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The ending was funny in a tragic way.
I don't talk To myself, I talk With my self!
Mistress Elsha Hawk
Posted 3 months ago

LOL , poor clumsy, infatuated you! that would SO be me also, tripping over my own feet while tryign to be cool:)
LoA
I don't talk To myself, I talk With my self!
Trying to Blend
Posted 3 months ago

Hehehe Tragic is right!! Thanks so much for the comments!
I don't talk To myself, I talk With my self!
butterflygirl6106
Posted 3 months ago

LOL , talking about issues, but I like it just the same.