He’s hot. What’s his name?
He is NOT hot! God, you think everyone you see is hot!
No, not girls, you know I’m straight.
Do you not remember the cruise?
Oh, well, that’s a different sto—
That’s what you always say. PUHLEEZ !
Just because you have a life does NOT mean you’re better!
You have a life! You just decide to live it under a rock watching totally horny videos on youtube.
Okay, you got me there.
At least I actually enjoy having fun. You know, I’m going to London this summer for—
I DON ’T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU ’RE GOING THIS SUMMER ! I’M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK , REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE !
You want to come to London with me?
Huh?!
What’d you think about that?
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I DON'T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING THIS SUMMER! I'M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK, REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE!
Posted 5 months ago
I DON'T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING THIS SUMMER! I'M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK, REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE!
Posted 5 months ago
I DON'T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING THIS SUMMER! I'M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK, REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE!
Posted 5 months ago
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