I DON'T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING THIS SUMMER! I'M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK, REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE!

by Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3

He’s hot. What’s his name?

He is NOT hot! God, you think everyone you see is hot!

No, not girls, you know I’m straight.

Do you not remember the cruise?

Oh, well, that’s a different sto—

That’s what you always say. PUHLEEZ !

Just because you have a life does NOT mean you’re better!

You have a life! You just decide to live it under a rock watching totally horny videos on youtube.

Okay, you got me there.

At least I actually enjoy having fun. You know, I’m going to London this summer for—

I DON ’T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU ’RE GOING THIS SUMMER ! I’M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK , REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE !

You want to come to London with me?

Huh?!

What’d you think about that?

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  1. I DON'T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING THIS SUMMER! I'M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK, REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE!

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    very Funny

  2. I DON'T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING THIS SUMMER! I'M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK, REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE!

    butterflygirl6106's Buddy Icon butterflygirl6106

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL , that was funny.

  3. I DON'T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING THIS SUMMER! I'M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK, REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE!

    emma jo_234's Buddy Icon emma jo_234

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha. Hilarious! I love the title. Funny shtuff :]
    LoA

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