When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People (100th Challenge)

by Freedom :]

Monica sighed and rubbed her tongue across her lip ring. Being a cashier at Wal-Mart was a horrible choice for a job. Still, she got to scare customers with her red hair and dark make-up. And every once in a while, “Boss Man” would assign her to fruits and veggies.
Oh joy.

This was one of those times. Unfortunately, scaring the crap out of mothers and children didn’t give her much excitement anymore. She strolled slowly anyway to the other section, leaving her register light on just to confuse people.

Monica reached the section with unhurried movements, just to annoy the jerks talking on their cells and walking ten times faster. There were many perks to Wal-Mart. She stalked over to replace the lemons with more.

“Watch it!” A beer belly man yelled.

She stepped back and hissed, “Maybe if you weren’t so big I wouldn’t have to.”

“Maybe if you’d move…mgffhm” and that was what he got out before Monica chucked a lemon in his face and paced away.
Oh yes, Victory. Next customer please.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People (100th Challenge)

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Lol, I was thinking of doing this title. This is much funnier tan mine would have been though. I love how she purposely annoys ppl.

  2. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People (100th Challenge)

    ChrisWDP's Buddy Icon ChrisWDP

    Posted 6 months ago

    Very funny. I think anyone who works in retail would like to do this at one point or another.

  3. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People (100th Challenge)

    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    HAHAHA ! VERY FUNNY !!! GOOD JOB ! =D
    LoA

  4. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People (100th Challenge)

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 6 months ago

    LOL ! yeah, stick it to Wal-mart! Her attitude is hilarious!

    LoA

  5. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People (100th Challenge)

    Yeah Write!'s Buddy Icon Yeah Write!

    Posted 6 months ago

    haha! loved the last line!

  6. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People (100th Challenge)

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hhahahahahahahahha.
    i love purposely confusing people.
    =]

  7. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People (100th Challenge)

    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 5 months ago

    oh god, I’m still laughing…I do love purposely confusing people as well, tis fun =]
    LoA

  8. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them At People (100th Challenge)

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    love this ficlet!! It kinda reminds me of life at Target.. well with the boss and the people on their cell phones. Its fun to confuse people, espeically in this setting.. Well done!

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