This is WAR, E!!

by heartbeats echocho

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Dear citizens of Ficlets:
What started off as a harmless corny joke (started by meh: the corny one) betwixt two friends has now turned into a fierce battle…why?
Can’t we all just get along?
I was content to my corny hearts desire when I was forced to stop my corny dancing among my royal corny subjects in the highly esteemed Buger King , all because some “Queen” dared utter the the words ‘I am cornier then you.’
But I shrugged it of figuring that I’d let her have her laugh.
Why did she not just laugh? She had to take it to the next level saying she wears the buger king hat! HA!
You sit on a throne of lies!!
Lies I tell you! LIES !!
She tells you that I am the imposter. When she, at first said she was queen of some sort of non-corny nonsense, now she says she is a “goddess”. Really?
Dear people, all along I have said I am the Supreme Corny Ruler of Corny-dom. And that is who I am…not an imposter.

Sincerely yours,
Echo the Corny
(Supreme Corny Ruler of Corny-dom)

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Comments

  1. This is WAR, E!!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 3 months ago

    Wow, so odd I am completely lost, though I for one never begrudge people to bestow upon themselves ridiculous titles.

  2. This is WAR, E!!

    Dr. Mousse's Buddy Icon Dr. Mousse

    Posted 3 months ago

    I am completely and totally confused. What is this supposed to be about?
    LoA

  3. This is WAR, E!!

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 3 months ago

    Ummmm…. well… can’t you ujst be king and queen of corniness or something? Just a suggestion.

  4. This is WAR, E!!

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    Completely lost, but I did chuckle at the buger King hat.

  5. This is WAR, E!!

    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted about 1 month ago

    um… ok?

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