When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate(When life gives you lemons challenge)

by lilfroggie321

Robby missed the bus since all the traffic made it impossible to get across the street. He checks his watch, 5:00. The bus won’t be here for another twenty minutes, he thinks to himself,_ might as well get dad some fruit._ He’ll be angry that Robby’s late.

Walking into the Fourth Street Market he sees a big sign. Oranges-25% off. He runs over to the big bin and finds it empty. He looks all over the store but all they have is lemons.

When he tries to leave the store a cashier jumps out in front of him.

“How about some healthy lemons?” She insists.

“No thanks.” Robby says trying to leave again.

“Are you sure?” She says. “They… ummm… they are a good source of… vitamin D.” She adds, trying to persuade him.

“No thank you.” He says stubbornly. The woman puts the lemons in his hands. “How about some chocolate?” Robby says, “Have any of that?” She nodds slowly. Robby throws a lemon at her and asks for chocolate. Afterall, when life gives you lemons throw them back and demand chocolate.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate(When life gives you lemons challenge)

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 6 months ago

    Wild, really thrown together, but creative!
    LoA

  2. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate(When life gives you lemons challenge)

    someday_93's Buddy Icon someday_93

    Posted 6 months ago

    wow…really random, but the title made me laugh really hard, so I had to read it =]
    LoA

  3. When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them Back And Demand Chocolate(When life gives you lemons challenge)

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    hmmm lemmons and chocolate.. that would be an interesting combo.. I like the sarcasm at the end.. very good mantra.

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