And This Is Why I Don't Date Stupid Asses {Set sentences}

by Bring Out Your Inner Emo Kid <3

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I knew it was a bad idea when he wanted to paint my portrait with mayonnaise. Plus, he wanted to use my good paintbrushes! Can you believe that?
“Why mayonaise?” I asked Madison hesitantly. He looked thoughtful as if actually considering an alternative, but then said, “Well, I didn’t think peanut butter was that great, too sticky, and jelly would just…ugh.” I actually found it amusing.
Since the three weeks Madison and I had been dating, I had learned that he liked to take photographs of roadkill, steal pens, and apparently, he wanted to paint my portratit. With mayonaise.
After thinking about it, I shook my head, “No way.” He made this sad, so-called innocent-looking face. But I stood my ground. “Fine, but then you can’t be my girlfriend!” He told me. He stormed out of the room, forgetting the jar of mayonaise.
I sighed, was I angry? Sad? Now I know that it was relief, Madison was an ass. In fact, he was a freaky ass.
If he ever touches me again, I’ll shoot him.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. And This Is Why I Don't Date Stupid Asses {Set sentences}

    flute faerie's Buddy Icon flute faerie

    Posted 6 months ago

    Lol, I guess that would be weird if someone wanted to paint your portrait with mayonnaise. I would probably put a restraining order on him lol.

  2. And This Is Why I Don't Date Stupid Asses {Set sentences}

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 6 months ago

    I don’t see a loss here.
    Nope, i just looked again. She’s definitely not missing anything.

    :)
    LoA

  3. And This Is Why I Don't Date Stupid Asses {Set sentences}

    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 6 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hehe I would honestly be a bit freaked out if my boyfriend wanted to paint a portrait of me with mayonaise. Normally I’m open for a lot of things, but this is just a bit too creepy.

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