Condom Cornucopia

by BARomero

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Average Reader Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

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    Wallace-E's Buddy Icon Wallace-E

    Posted 2 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    An experience shared by most adult males, and well told here. Similarly bewildering is the first time you’re sent to face the array of shelves upon shelves of sanitary items, shopping as a favor for a female friend. Unscented? Wings? Super Maxi? Marketing is a trip!

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    prayfaith's Buddy Icon prayfaith

    Posted 2 months ago

    mhmm… this is interesting. unique to say the least, but not an uncommon quest. i hope your main character’s girlfriend is satisfied and that he himself gets the right… err… package. very clever piece.

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 2 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny stuff. The line about the Magnums was classic self-deprecating humor.
    LoA

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    Twitch's Buddy Icon Twitch

    Posted 2 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    funny… I love that part too THX0477
    LoA

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    judee4u2's Buddy Icon judee4u2

    Posted 2 months ago

    Great sequel. I’m enjoying eavsedropping on this guy’s mental anquish! I just hope that his physical experience lasts as long as the decision making did!!! LOL

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    I LOVE FRANK IERO AND WILLIAM BECKETT!!!'s Buddy Icon I LOVE FRANK IERO AND WILLIAM BECKETT!!!

    Posted 2 months ago

    Hahahahahaha

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    Trying to Blend's Buddy Icon Trying to Blend

    Posted 2 months ago

    BwaHahahaha…..

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    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    poor guy.. and we thought yall had it easy.. wow were we wrong!? He should pick whatever he wants.. cuz the first time always sucks anyway.. so its kind of expected..

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    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    stupid internet i meant to rate this

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    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol, this is great XD It’s probly not that far from the truth too.

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Recaptures the humor and awkward situation of the original flawlessly. LOL .

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