When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies part 2

by llamaluvsmenotu

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so i read the tag and all it says is “happy b-day. sincerely, life” so im thinkin, “umm…what the heck?” but whatevs. i open it anyway. and low-and-behold its two lemons. dos lemons sitting in a bag..ok then.. im kind of freaked out that someone would give me lemons when suddenly i look up and see a rather large man charging towards me. i quickly rip open the lemons and squeeze them into his eyeballs. he screams and falls down. later on i discover that the man had a knife in this pocket and was going to stab me, and also that he was quite allergic to lemons. when i squeezed the lemons it caused an allergic reaction, and he passed out. if i hadnt had those lemons, i could not have just used my bare hands to push him down! this dude was like 300 pounds.. and with that i am introduced to the curiousness of fate.

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  1. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies part 2

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 5 months ago

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL !
    fate just happened to give you two lemons, and then your assassin just happened to be allergic to lemons.
    hahahahahahahhahaa.=]

  2. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies part 2

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 5 months ago

    that sounds like one happenin party.. and then a twist. fate always gives life a lil twist. And you illustrated that perfectly.

  3. When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies part 2

    llamaluvsmenotu's Buddy Icon llamaluvsmenotu

    Posted 5 months ago

    ^^ thank you very much.
    life does always give you a twist.
    like a lemon twist martini
    and also the occasional coincidence, OTOC

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